Monday, May 29, 2006

Sleep is for wimps

I can finally breathe a little bit cause the weekend is over. The last few days have been crazy over at the Red Rock Casino. I actually like it that way. The graveyard shift goes by a lot faster when you are SLAMMED!! I made a lot of money too and that's important since I have nice fat car payment now. I also have a fat insurance payment. Not to mention that Las Vegas does this weird thing with the registration. They don't build it into the car payments like most states do. So, within thirty days I have to actually drive over to the DMV and lay out a percentage of what the state values my car and pay that in a nice lump sum. Annoying!

Anyway, tonight I work 10 p.m. - 6:00 a.m. and then I have to drive straight over to the MGM so they can process my new hire paperwork. It shouldn't take very long (2 hours they said over the phone) and then I can get some sleep. Tomorrow however is when the craziness begins. I have to work all night and then go over to the MGM by 8:00 a.m. for an all day orientation. Sleep? What? Sleep is for wimps I guess.

The new car is AWESOME!!! I love it. I'm having lojack installed sometime this week. Did I mention that Las Vegas has the nation's highest rate of car thefts in the U.S.?? I think that one car gets stolen every five minutes here. That's pretty bad.

Be careful - this could happen to you...

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.

The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.


People are so weird!!

5 Comments:

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

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Why do you need a car in Vegas? Only place to drive is the dessert right?

May 29, 2006

 
Blogger "The Rake" said...

You always seem to find these stories.
Good luck with the new-new job.
Please get rest when you can.

May 30, 2006

 
Blogger Miami Don said...

Was David Williams anywhere near Tulsa lately?

May 30, 2006

 
Blogger mookie99 said...

Ha, just when I started to forget about the David Williams video....

May 30, 2006

 
Blogger Garthmeister J. said...

Sounds like my normal Saturday night.

May 30, 2006

 

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