I hate dentists!
Tonight was SO bad at work. You rarely ever hear me say that do you?? I'm serious though! Tonight sucked ass big-time. I came in and first off we had 8 servers on the floor on a Monday night. What the hell? Last night we had 6 and tonight we have 8? WHY?? I have no idea. Anyway 8 servers means smaller sections. Whatever.
So, there's a dental convention in the casino and there's a couple thousand dentists wandering around free for dinner. I'm thinking "GREAT - a dental convention sounds like big money to me" . I figured these would be the kind of guys that enjoyed good food and good margaritas and they would know how to tip. Oh my god was I WRONG!! These were the cheapest bastards that I've ever waited on. Table after table after table of people NOT drinking alcohol and sharing appetizers. HELLO???? Go sit in the bar if you want to eat appetizers. Stop waisting good tables in the dining room. Not to mention that I didn't get 20 percent on one check. NOT ONE CHECK all night. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there tonight because I was so frustrated.
So, I'm driving home and I remember that it's Monday night and my roommate and I have a deal. We only have a driveway that fits one car so we take turns from week to week parking in the driveway. Her week starts tonight. The thing is that there is guest parking - but it's always full at midnight when I get home. If you park in the street you could get towed. I was so annoyed driving around the neighborhood in circles trying to find a spot (I never did). So, I parked in the street underneath my window so that I could hear if my car was getting towed and I go up to my house and there's a blue truck in the driveway. This chick has a different car every other day, so I just figured it was her boyfriend's truck or something. I walk up closer to the door and there's like 5 pair of shoes in front of the door. It was so totally redneck. I'm like "what the hell is this girl doing with all these shoes in front of the door - and why is there a new chair on the porch?" Okay, I live with white trash now. I stick my key in the door and it doesn't work. What the..... OH SHIT! This isn't the right house. OH my god!!! All of these freakin townhouses look the same - I was at the wrong house. I ran over to my car real quick and parked in front of the RIGHT house this time and went in.
WOW - what a great night I'm having and I SWEAR I am totally sober.
Well, I'd like to leave this on a positive note - so I will say that I'm totally psyched about the Blogger Convention that April is planning for December 9th. I hope everyone can make it and I'll probably even take off work so that I can actually hang out with everyone this time. Check out April's Blog for all of the details.