Come on Paula...

So, thanks to my good friend Jay I think I might have found a new show to obsess about - it comes on tomorrow night on Fox and it's called "So you think you can Dance". My mom loves it, so how can I go wrong?? I already set the Tivo so I'm ready to roll.

So, here's a little celebrity gossip for you guys! I'm sure you heard about Paula Abdul "tripping over her chihahua". She suffered a black eye because she supposedly fell over her dog. Um yeah right. I heard from a very reliable source that Paula wears morphine patches. Ah ha! This would explain A LOT!!!! The slurring, the stumbling, the loopy always out of it routine. Let me tell you something, it doesn't get much stronger than morphine.

Here's the latest space cadet interview with Paula...



Girl is wasted in this one...



Check this out...





And who can forget this????




You know what? I have no problem with the girl doing her thing. She looks stupid a lot of times, but that's on her. If she's happy - then good for her. I guess what annoys me is that she has actually stated that she's "never been drunk" in her life and that she does not ever use drugs. Why does she have to insult our intelligence like this??????? Give me a break! Anyone with half a brain can see that this girl is fucked up 9 out of 10 times that she leaves the house. Be proud! Stand tall! No need to lie. Hopefully she won't end up like Anna Nicole.

Did anyone happen to catch the drama that unfolded on the View this morning between Elizabitch and Rosie????? It's worth watching if you have some free time. It's pretty entertaining. They REALLY bring the claws out during this segment...



So, I'm totally psyched that we have a 3 day weekend coming up! I think Sunday I'll probably use my handy dandy room key for the Red Rock and go lay out at the pool. I love that! I can't wait to check out the Golden Nugget Shark Tank pool in July when my parents are here. You know I'm confiscating that key immediately and adding it to my collection. So far, I have Bellagio, Red Rock, and MGM keys. I have the Golden Nugget too, but it's from a year ago and I know they change the keys a lot so it's probably not going to work anymore. Same with Bellagio. My goal during the Summer WPBT is to collect as many room keys from as many different hotels as possible. I also want to take a ton of pictures with my camera and not drop it in a glass of beer. It would also be nice to eat, sleep and remember the whole weekend for once.

Okay, time for bed.