Here's your chance guys!

Okay Jessica Alba fans - this is your chance! From Perez Hilton...


"Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba has dumped Cashole Warren!

Us Weekly is reporting that the Fantastic Four actress broke up with her boyfriend of two years via phone last week.

By phone??? After two years? Cold!

Within hours of their convo, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out. Major biyatch!!!

Cashole must be devastated. His meal ticket is gone!

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” a source tells Us. “[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

Poor Cashole. He’ll actually have to wait to get into clubs now, like all losers should."




Girl doesn't play does she? She broke up with him over the phone and then had his stuff moved out within hours? Wow! Kind of harsh don't you think? I wonder who the new lucky guy will be. If anyone could break up Brad and Angelina, it's Jessica Alba.




So, today is the day that OK Magazine hits the stands! I will be at the store on my lunch break. Can't wait to read all about the Britney meltdown.





In case you don't know what I'm talking about - Britney did an interview for OK Magazine - it was supposed to be her big "comeback interview" and they were going to pay her 1 million dollars.

So, Just how badly did Britney’s photo shoot and interview for OK! magazine go???

Let’s break it down for you!

Perez Hilton says...

"During the photo shoot….

- Britney wiped her greasy hands on a $274 designer gown during lunch.
- Let her puppy poop on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown.
- Took frequent bathroom breaks - with the door open! - and even brought her assistant in with her.
- Insisted her “friends,” not the hired professionals, do her hair and makeup while complaining that the wardrobe provided by the mag’s stylists wasn’t “sexy,” “short” or “tight” enough.
- Fled the shoot and interview before it was over - still wearing $14,526 worth of OK!’s borrowed clothing.

“It was like a cry for help really, it wasn’t normal,” says OK!’s editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens, who was at the July 19th shoot. The photo shoot and interview was requested by Britney and was supposed to be the fallen idol’s “comeback story and tell-all.”

“We were all devastated,” says Ivens. “It was a tough decision to run with the story. We’re really hoping that it will provide a wakeup call for her and for the people around her.”

Yes - she's a walking trainwreck. All of the chances they keep throwing her way and she just keeps fucking everything up.



Remember old Britney??




New Britney...





Again - Old Britney....



New Britney...





BRING BACK OLD BRITNEY!!!!!!!

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My life is boring compared to all of this exciting entertainment news. I went to a meeting last night, hung out with doug, and went to bed. I'm speaking at a homeless shelter this weekend and hopefully doing a pool review of the Palms or the Hard Rock on Sunday.

That's it! Happy Thursday!

UPDATE - I went out on my lunchbreak and OK Magazine was not on the stands yet. They still had last week's issue on the stands - what bullshit. I spent my whole lunchbreak looking for this magazine and the chicks at CVS told me that they don't get the magazine in until Friday. So, I guess I have to wait until tomorrow.