Most embarassing moment EVER!
Okay, so myspace problem solved - I set it to private. If I still feel uncomfortable or it doesn't workout for me, I'll just delete it. My blog is my baby and I would never give it up - but myspace - I can take it or leave it.
Well, I've been debating about blogging about this for a few days now. I had the most horrible thing happen to me this weekend. Literally, I think it has been one of the worst moments of my life. But, now that a few days have passed and I look back at the incident, I can laugh a little bit and it doesn't seem like as big of a deal.
So - here's the scene...
I went to the private pool, Cherry over at the Red Rock on Sunday morning and I laid out for a few hours with Doug. For those of you that are new, Doug is my boyfriend, we've been together for about 2 months and he's a few years younger than me.
Here's a picture of us together...
So, anyway, yes, he looks young, but not like, THAT young. Anyway, after we laid out at the pool for a few hours and it was HOT, so I was in and out of the pool the whole time, I was tired and makeup-less. We go across the street to Costco so that he could buy some stuff. After he paid for everything, a girl pulls us aside and starts to give us this big sales pitch about how he should upgrade to a VIP membership because he spent so much money in the past few months. Appparently he bought his TV there and that combined with all of the groceries makes him eligible for the highest Costco membership. So, she's trying to do this sales pitch, but she sucks. She's foreign and I think she might have been new, but she wasn't getting the point across very well and I felt a little bad for her. She's not even telling him WHY it would be worth the 50 dollars for him to upgrade. I knew he was interested, so I take the lead and I start asking questions. I'm really trying to help her out so that she'll get the sale. Next thing I know she says to me "Oh, is this your son?"
Ummmmmmm - "WHAT?!?!?!" She caught me so off guard - she fucking asked me if he was my son. I thought for sure I didn't hear her correctly. When she saw the look on my face and heard the tone in my voice she quickly says "I'm sorry - did I offend you?" and I said "yes, you did offend me" and I walked out the door and burst into tears. You have to be kidding me. I've never had anything like this happen to me. I was beyond offended. I was mortified. I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.
So, needless to say, she didn't get the sale Poor Doug didn't know what to say. He just walked outside amnd hugged me while I cried for like 10 minutes. Oh my god it was seriously the most embarassing moment of my life. Not to mention, that this is like a new relationship - you know how it is in the beginning, you are trying to look good all the time and you still care about the small things. If I wasn't doing pool reviews as a job, he would never see me in a bathing suit. Trust me. I don't usually wear bathing suits in front of guys that I like. I'm very concerned about my image and how I look when things are new, so this little incident really threw all of my pride right out the window.
So, now that I've told you guys my MOST embarassing moment ever - I want to hear some stories from you!