Another Embarrasing Moment

Here's a funny little story for you...

There was a receptionist at my work and she was a former stripper. She was really into going to the clubs, hooking up with guys, drank heavily etc. Of course she took an instant liking to me because there's something about me that draws in the most fucked up people.

At any rate, she had a Sprint Razor Phone that she wasn't using because she had a different carrier and I happen to have Sprint, so she gave it to me. Cool. My phone was all beat up and it was totally old school. So, I went over to the Sprint Store and had it turned on and I deleted all of her numbers and had them transfer my numbers into her phone. Easy Peasy.

I haven't had a lot of time to go through the songs, games, pictures etc. I kind of figured she would have deleted all of that stuff anyway. I was wrong!!

Last night I go out to eat with a bunch of friends from the meeting and my friend Devan notices that I have a new phone. He's addicted to Tetris, so he goes straight for the phone, and heads to the games and he's all disappointed that there is no tetris. I'll have to download that one! I was in mid conversation, so I didn't notice that he went through everything else in the phone too.

Next thing I know, he comes over to me and says "You sure have some interesting pictures in your phone" and I'm like "what do you mean? I never took any pictures, I just got this phone". He starts cracking up! He opens the phone and shows me a gallery of porn, mostly naked guys, and very graphic, large, um, well, you know, - pick a word (Pee Pee, Cock, Dick, Penis) I about DIED!!!!!!!! Oh, and it wasn't just like one guy. Oh no, it was a gallery of guy after guy after guy.

So, If he hadn't mentioned these pictures to me, he would have thought that I was a total freaky, slutty, whore. He told me about it in front of the whole table, so of course we had to pass it around so everyone could see, and the best part is that the guy at Sprint took FOREVER to transfer my numbers in the phone. I was wondering what the deal was, I think maybe now I know. He was probably back there cracking up about the hooker that was in his store with all of the naked guys in her phone.

How embarassing!