Friday, April 11, 2008

It's Friday Bitches!

Well - I don't know if I can top yesterday's post - I got the most comments that I've ever received - thanks to Laura.

Laura - a real women would show her face. It's really easy to sit behind a monitor and judge me anonymously. Obviously you have a lot of hatred - but if you were happy with yourself you wouldn't be so evil. If you don't like my site, don't come here. There are a million other blogs out there. Why come to mine and spew such venom? Get a life.

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In other news - It's Friday!!! I'm pretty happy about that.

I have a pretty action packed weekend in store. Tomorrow we are all going to my sponsor's house - we do the girl thing once a month and we all bring a dish. I always always always bring like a fruit platter or a veggie tray that I buy from the store because that's how I roll. I'm too lazy to cook anything and it probably wouldn't taste good anyway. So, we eat, gossip and then we have a meeting - but this month she's starting something different.

Check this out...

We have to talk about our childhood from ages 0 - 10 years. I don't even remember that far back. I'm thinking this meeting might get pretty intense because a few of the girls have been molested - not me thank god. But, like, this might really bring up a lot of emotions. My story will be something like "I played with Barbies a lot, My parents gave me everything I wanted, they loved me a TON, I had friends and family and a house, and a bike and I did well in school and that's about it". Pretty boring. I remember getting caught stealing from my dad's change jar - but I think I was like 12 years old maybe - so that'll come next month when we do 11 - 20 years old.

Sunday my cousin and my aunt are coming into town - we are going to meet up at the Flamingo and walk to Planet Hollywood and have dinner probably at P.F. Changs - I'm totally looking forward to it.

I FELL ASLEEP early last night and DIDN'T have a chance to watch The Office - I bet it was awesome. I can 't wait to watch it this weekend!!!!

32 Comments:

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I would not be surprised if Laura is a friend of the 1/2 age 1/2 wit who requested you remove the photo's. However taking her at her dubious word I will say that she sounds like a holier than everyone else, stuck up bitch.

I hate to see what happens when some tragedy hits your perfect life Laura. Most ivory tower princesses have their day finally.

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Blogger cdstedman said...

The office was great last night. I think there was an uncomfortable silence between the cast about every three minutes. Always a good time.

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Single In The City said...

Talk a person with no heart? Oh well I am glad that you have a action packed weekend coming up... Have fun!

Don't sweat the small stuff.. I have always been told sometimes if you don't pay attention, They sometimes go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. what is that Icon!

You know you got it going on when someone that does not even know you is a Hater? Something to that effect!

Toodles

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Blogger Laura said...

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Blogger konaforever said...

*watches and eats some popcorn*

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Blogger The Ambiguous Blob said...

It seems like this Laura person has too much time on her hands and may need some time at the spa to relax. Maybe get a colonic to get that stick out of her ass? Might be a good idea.

Also, Poker Girl, you might want to enable comment moderation.

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Blogger Laura said...

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Blogger The Ambiguous Blob said...

laura might just be addicted to being a nasty meanie.

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Blogger Tabbie said...

Is Laura off her meds? This all seems a bit schizoid in her obsession with Carmen's blog.

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Uncle Bracelet said...

Laura - I apologize in advance if this comes off badly, but you have got to be horrendously ugly, right?

And again I don't mean this to be interpreted poorly, but I'm guessing you really wilt the flowers when you walk by.

Maybe you aren't elephant man disfigured, but perhaps a really bad cleft palate or wicked double hook nose?

Please don't take this the wrong way.

Fat?

Honestly now. You must be fat, right?

Do you have a lot of bumper stickers on your car? You may not see the correlation, but believe me it's there.

Did your parents die while you were young?

I hope so.

Please don't take that the wrong way.

It's just that if you're a horrendously ugly, fat as fuck, never-been-taught manners (Because your parents died young - see, there it is!) loser, then all of your comments make perfect sense.

If you aren't (and you'd be kidding yourself) then I'd be more confused as to the pointless and classless hate that you've been showing over the last two posts here on Carmen's blog.

Despite the obvious high regard you hold yourself in, it's terribly obvious that 1) You are clearly compensating for something (see above) and 2) You completely undermine any argument you make about the treatment of other people as soon as you type out your pathetic comments.

Thanks for your time.

Uncle Bracelet
Young. Educated. Homosexual. African-American

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Ginormous Boobs said...

Wow, this Laura seems like a real joy to be around.

She probably hates fun. And music.

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Laura said...

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Blogger Uncle Bracelet said...

Glad to hear your parents are alive and well. They did a great job raising you. You should send them a plaque.

You win because I can't compete with, "Fat? Is that the best you can come up with?"

Scathing.

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger jusdealem said...

16 comments, 7 of which belong to Laura...7. Nope, you're the only one obsessed here. My suggestion is for you to get a life. Seriously.

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Richard said...

I would recommend the great chocolate wal of china as dessert at PF Changs

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Donkette said...

Laura maybe you need to dig deep into your soul and get to the bottom of what is causing all your anger. You seem to get off on hurting other people.

Hurt people, hurt people." In other words, people who hurt others with their actions and words are people who are hurting inside themselves! When someone lashes out at another person, they are expressing their hurt in a destructive and irresponsible manner. Feelings of hurt and pain are normal parts of everyday life. Therefore, it is important to find solutions to our problems that are constructive and responsible in order to enjoy the pleasures that life has to offer, as well

Sometimes the cause of the feelings is from recent events-job loss or health decline. Other times, the cause is a manifestation of negative emotion from long ago-unresolved issues of adolescence. Take the time to ask the question, think, and seek answers. This is important whether you are the one who is angry or the one who is on the receiving end of an angry person's wrath.
Remember that people say and do boneheaded things from time to time without thinking. People forget, lose their tempers, underachieve by our standards, break promises, cheat, lie and do other things that disappoint us. Make allowances for people's differences. Human beings make errors. Values amongst us are varied. If you keep your standards very high, you are subject to be more sensitive around people with low standards. If you have low standards, you will feel offended and slighted by those who have high standards. That said, the bottom line is this: when someone is hurting someone else, they are acting from a place of pain and hurt. Diminish the hurt to make room for enrichment. Instead of hurt people hurting people, you then have enriched people enriching people.

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Blogger Laura said...

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Blogger Donkette said...

Thank you Laura, I just posted on my blog a few days ago about this very same situation about hurting people. Good Luck to you also....

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger Gary Carson said...

Laura's rants are pretty much pointless (she has a point, this just isn't a place where anybody will get the point).

But she's right.

What do you place the over/under on Carmen posting something that ends up costing her job?

April 11, 2008

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Laura I hate to tell you this but nobody's ivory tower is safe. Just ask the people of the great depression. I really think you are a miserable person pretending to be perfect. What husband out all night fucking Vegas strippers? Aww. Err, you did not know? oops. Sorry. Life has a way of coming back and biting you.

Also I would like to say everything I have read in Carmen's blog is INSPIRING to me and others. You do not even have a tenth of the character of Carmen who is WINNING her fight against her demons. You would just quit and lay down in the gutter and die.

Also Laura I would be willing to be my ivory tower is a good shade higher than yours even though I am sure fucking your husband is lucrative. Someone is always better than you. I have never done drugs or drank or smoked and I have a WELL paying job and a house in a town that is top 2% of a State that is the top few percent of richest states in the country. I do not look down on people who have had issues in their lives. I look down on people like you who are so very sad.

April 12, 2008

 
Blogger Laura said...

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Blogger Iak said...

okay enough's enough.

Carm, I was just fucking around. I am Laura and it was a belated April Fool's Joke. You know only someone with my abilities could get even the Bracelet guessing, no?

I am back on my meds, treadmill and shiatsu thighmaster, so I will behave myself.

Much love and see you soon in June for the WSOP no doubt.

April 12, 2008

 
Blogger Terri said...

Laura, it seems you might have an addiction of your own here...might you want to seek help?

And stop using Carmen's blog as your own form of theraphy or attention getting. You keep saying the same things over and over and over again.

Stop the bleed, man oh man.

April 12, 2008

 
Blogger Guin said...

Hey I am heading to vegas at the end of next week. Any chance you could help a couple guys find their way around town on their first trip to Vegas?!!!

Wondering if you could give us advice on the best pools to attempt to get into and such!

April 13, 2008

 
Blogger CC said...

this is wack! I need a Cliff's Notes version (and thanks for the Happy Easter, btw. Just got it on my cell for some reason, Carmen!)

April 13, 2008

 
Blogger The Diva's Thoughts said...

PF Changs at Planet Hollywood is a great choice! We ate there when we stayed there last summer. I so want to come back to Vegas.

April 14, 2008

 

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