Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Part II

Part II...

I leave the party and I literally drive about two blocks down the road to meet up with some people from my bowling team.

It was supposed to be the whole team, but a few people backed out and it ended up being just me and Danny for a little while until a slew of his friends showed up and they were really cool.

I guess a bunch of undercover police showed up and they were looking to start trouble. Whatever. The place was reaching full capacity anyway and do you know how weird it is to hear REALLY LOUD techno music blaring from the speakers of a place that's really just a local restaurant/bar with slot machines? Annoying!

So we hit the road and go to another local joint and I'm just enjoying good conversation and of course lousy slot machines that aren't paying out when I look up and I see this slutty girl Brandy sitting on top of the bar, wearing a dress, legs spread and this other guy taking his shirt off - in the bar and he's like about to go down on her - did I mention we were in the bar?????? They were putting on the quite the show and we were all sitting back laughing.

Anyway, they disappear for a while - a really long while. I thought they went home. So, I look at my watch and it's 4 in the morning and now I have to go to the bathroom really bad.

I go in, and I swear to god these two morons were having sex up against the sink. I'm like "uh, sorry guys - I gotta pee) and they fucking keep going! I'm in there trying pee as fast as humanly possible and she's like "wait a minute - let's just wait until she leaves" and he's like "nah - fuck that", but he's mumbling because he's fucked up out of his mind. I'm pretty sure cocaine played a big role in that too because they were in and out of the bathroom at separate times all night.

So, I'm peeing and he's like slamming her up against he mirrors and the wall and of course she's sitting on top of the sink so I didn't dare wash my hands when I left.

I promptly go into the bar and tell EVERYONE that they were fucking in the bathroom and like 5 people go in there to watch the show. It was hilarious. They were harassing her so much, she started crying. Stupid slut. Serves her right. What kind of fucking whore fucks in a public bathroom and then keeps going when someone is in there peeing? White trash! Anyway, they actually rode with us from the 1st place to this 2nd place and we left them there.

One of the guys was nice enough to clear out the men's bathroom for me so I could go in and wash my hands. Good fucking times. This is why I don't go out anymore.

Happy Election Day!!!!

9 Comments:

Blogger Terri said...

crazy stuff!

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger get real said...

why so judgemental. they were having fun.

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

This certainly beats me getting an extra Snickers bar for excitement on Halloween.

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger PinkPiddyPaws said...

Oh nasty! Sex is good, public sex can be good, but sex in a public bathroom?? GROSS!!!!!! Nothing sexy about that. Nope, nothing sexy at all.

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I nan not believe this! Wow.

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger C said...

I guess that this beats going on the computer for Youporn and plus you also got a front stall seat. Was popcorn available? Ha !!!!!

November 04, 2008

 
Blogger Jay said...

I really want to hang out with you sometime. I NEVER get to see things like this. And how come nobody got any cell phone pics of this touching moment of two people expressing their love for one another? LOL ;-)

November 05, 2008

 
Blogger konaforever said...

Pics or it didn't happen!

November 05, 2008

 
Blogger Berryvox said...

Ewww! I'm with Pinkpiddypaws.

November 05, 2008

 

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