So, I just heard the craziest shyt on Adam Corolla today. Apparently, people are up in arms about Kelloggs dropping Michael Phelps - especially the stoners. They are doing a boycott of all Kelloggs products which, is no easy task. Have you noticed how much stuff on the shelves are by Kelloggs? It's a lot.
Anyway, the funniest part is that a Baltimore radio station is filling a port a potty with Kelloggs stuff and inviting listeners to come on down and defacate on the boxes of cereals and what not. Yuck!
Why Baltimore? Well, it just so happens that Michael Phelps is from Baltimore and so am I. So, yeah, come on down and crap on some Kelloggs stuff. Nice. Only in Baltimore I swear.
And, if I hear about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna one more time. Sheesh. I can't even tell you how many guys have put their hands on me, but you don't see me all over the news do you? But, Rihanna gets beaten up and it's national news and it's all I've been hearing about all day everyday - that, and that A-Rod did steroids and that a crazy chick had 8 kids. Slow news week I guess.
Of course, I'm not much better because I'm blogging about it. Well, that's because I really don't have anything else going on either. Slow week for me too.