Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Um - Gross

Guess what? Little word of advice to all the sleazy guys out there.

It's really not sexy - nor is it hot - nor is it even the least bit attractive when you take a picture of your junk and send it to me. It's pathetic, it's lame and you look like a desperate loser. STOP DROP and ROLL - get a clue.

Ladies - am I right?? Please weigh in on this subject. Am I a prude because I'm not interested in cyber sex? Do I need to lighten up and enjoy these nasty pictures? When he said he was sending a picture, I thought I was going to see a normal photo. I was not at all prepared for the horror that popped up on my screen. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight and that makes me sad.

We will now resume with our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.

19 Comments:

Blogger Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I am so with you! DO NOT send me pics of your junk! I don't want to see that.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger - said...

Probably wasn't even his junk. Just some other guys junk he found on the web that he liked better. lol

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Jennifer said...

Ew! That's just tacky and unnecessary! No, you're not a prude. Just a woman with good sense!

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Wreggie said...

You know...I have quite a few female blogs I read under the watchful eye of my wife. And many have become internet friends. This sick action is their number one complaint in being a female blogger.

I drop by your blog on most every post because I find your life and struggles interesting. I rarely comment but this subject disturbed me.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I go with retarded. It also seems like a lot of guys do that kind of crap. Not sure where you met him but go somewhere else. heh.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Jay said...

I really don't know why so many guys just assume that women want to see their pee-pees. I mean, just because we want all women to send us nekkid pics, doesn't mean they want us to do the same.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Terri said...

ohmygoodness, he did not?!?!?! was this someone you know or just an online acquaintance? sheesh, I might have a heart attack if I weren't expecting that!

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Todd said...

Ask your friends. Guys do this all the time. Even gay guys (according to the story I heard last night). I don't really get it but I've never thought to myself

"I need to send a picture and it should be something good. Something that shows me at my best. Oooh, I'll send a picture of my junk! She will swoon at its massive beauty and then she'll be mine"

Someone on twitter coined this the "DickRoll"

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger 4dbirds said...

LOL. Guys are just wired differently from us. I'm with you, I have no interest in seeing a random penis. Its the whole person that's important.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. Washing your eyes out with soap and water!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger RockDog said...

Carmen, sorry about that one. I tried to UNSEND it, but wasn't fast enough. LOL

LOL! Even I find this one a bit disturbing.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Lys said...

I'm in agreement - sometimes you just don't need to see.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger HighOnPoker said...

What if my penis if my best side? Don't you want to see a pic of my best side? I am very insecure about my looks, and you are very insensitive!

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Freckle Face Girl said...

You're right. YUCK. Fortunately, I haven't received one. That didn't start becoming common until about 7 years ago. At least that is when one of my friends got one. I hope I never experience that!!!

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Hurricane Mikey said...

Whoever it was, he's not a very astute businessman. *Nobody* sees the junk for free...

I'm just sayin'--you gotta pay to see the goods.

Anyhow, Carmen, shoot me an email--I tried to include you on a couple this morning but they got admin bounced.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger AmyK said...

I agree with you. What is he, 12? But that's not fair to most 12 year olds, is it?

Men don't understand women like a little mystery. Our imagination is always better than their pictures.

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Dantana said...

Carmen, how do I upload a photo into comments?

April 22, 2009

 
Blogger Astin said...

I fail to see why a picture of someone's garbage would even be taken. Were they particularly proud of the pizza boxes or maybe the heap of orange peels...

OHHHH... you don't mean that kind of junk.

April 23, 2009

 
Blogger dbcooper said...

Being a guy I am not sure how some guys think that sending a pic of their junk will make a women swoon for them?? What do they think a ladies going to say Gee thats nice looking junk I gotta have this guy".You should find a pic of someones junk and email it back to him with the header naked pic of me!! that would teach him. Great blog by the way.
dbcooper

April 23, 2009

 

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