Typical

So, mom and I are definitely going to L.A. in August. I already told my boss not to schedule me for a few days, I printed the tickets from the Price is Right website - we are hoping to make it on the show. It's not easy. You have to get there really early and wait in line. Then, I think they interview you and you of course wait some more and more. Finally, they let some people in - not everyone. Apparently they are kind of selective and they actually interview everyone in the audience. Crazy.

We are also going to do one of those L.A. City tours. They take you to the stars homes and up to the Hollywood sign for pictures and to Rodeo Drive and The Hollywood Stars Walk etc. All that fun Touristy stuff. And then, we are definitely doing Universal Studios. I'm excited about everything we are doing. I might even enjoy this trip more than San Francisco. I dunno. It's hard to say!

I think it's going to be 110 degrees here today. Brutal. This is honestly the worst time of the year. It's too hot for me to leave the house. I don't enjoy laying out at the pool because it's too hot to sit on the chair for 5 minutes. I have to get in the water every two minutes. And then, the sun is beating down so hot that the chair burns my skin, even my flip flops get too hot. I have a black car and that thing draws some heat. The steering wheel gets so hot that I have to wait a good ten minutes before I can drive it. I even have one of those windshield shades.

Anyway, another two months and it will start cooling off. So, that'll be nice.

I saw the craziest thing on the news last night.

First off - a little background...

My roommate and I went to see Terry Fator live at the Mirage and we loved him. He's basically a one man show, but he has a beautiful assistant that helps him once in a while and she is HOT. I mean, gorgeous! Roommate and I were blown away by her and it got me wondering about his wife. Apparently he's married and he has been married to the same woman for many years. I was thinking that his wife must be awful secure with herself and the relationship because her husband is traveling from city to city and state to state with this much younger and sexier girl while she sits at home eating bon bons. ha ha Roommate has actually seen wife before and he said she's pretty over weight.

So, fast forward to the news last night and the headline is "local entertainer is caught up in love triangle as he goes through messy divorce" and they flash a picture of Terry Fator. I start laughing and say to roommate "wouldn't it be funny if he was dating his assistant?". I'll be damned! When the news comes back from the commercial they inform us that he is in fact dating his assistant - her name is Taylor Makakoa. Typical huh?

The guy is married for 16 years or whatever and this woman stands by him when he's poor and struggling and then he finally makes it big, gets his own show and signs a contract for $100 million dollars and he drops wifey like a hot cake and hooks up with this 22 year old hottie. I hate to say that he's a "typical man" but honestly, that's the term that comes to mind.

This isn't the best picture, but you get a good idea - she's got those long lean legs and beautiful brown hair...




Here's some more pictures I found of Taylor...




And a video for my male readers - you guys can thank me later...






Oh well, wifey will defintely walk away with a NICE chunk of change for herself. Maybe she'll head over to "thunder down under" and find herself a hottie to settle down with.