Help!

I opened my e-mail today and I had a new message from The Hard Rock. They send us our schedules via e-mail, bu they also sent the new sales report and guess what?? I moved up up up. I was in the bottom 25% as you will recall. Now, out of 130 servers, I am ranked at 49. SWEET!!!! I moved way up! I worked my ass off this past week. I sold tons of alcohol, lots of fajitas which are high profit items for the Hard Rock, a shitload of glassware, and I even got a survey back. Yes, they rate us on the surveys too. I'm psyched! I was SO uncomfortable being in the bottom. I never want to be there again.

As a result, I went from getting one shift a week up to 3 shifts this week. Plus, I'm going to go in and try to pick up another day or two. I'm actually heading in tonight to pick up a shift. I just hope I get the patio. The patio is GOLDEN at night. Who doesn't want to sit outside looking over Las Vegas Boulevard as the sun is going down? It's quite a site.

So, that's the good news. Here's the bad news. My computer is infected with some sort of crazy virus called Windows Police Pro. It won't let me open Full Tilt. It tells me that half of the programs on my computer are infected. I can't even open the calculator. It wants me to pay like $49.99 to clean my PC.

I'm going through withdrawal. I wanna play poker! Has anyone heard of this Windows Police Pro???? I tried to open the add/remove programs thingy, but it won't let me open that. I figured I could just go in there and remove the Police Pro thing, but I can't open it. Does anyone have any suggestions?????? HELP!!! Waffles - tell me what to do!